Are you a misanthrope? Are you a poseur? Are you scared of rednecks and/or guns (Even though they’re too wasted on malt liquor and meth to be a decent shot)? Do you drink non-homogenized milk? Is your favorite band 4 non blondes? Are you incapable of tying your shoes without extensive government intervention? Congratulations! You might just be a Leftard.